Yeah… At first I thought about the Great Wall of China¹, but Duolingo did not like my translation as The green car hit the great wall. :(
¹ which in Irish is Balla Mór na Síne
"I took the keys to your car, and I drove it into a big wall. And if you don't like it, tough. I've had my fun and that's all that matters."
and that's how granny died
That's going in the song with the last letter clutched to his breast.