"Soy un pingüino."
Hahaha, you actually missed the dots on the U and switched the I for an E, Pingüino-man! :D
Curiously, it was said by a president often. But it is a local meaning of theirs.
For joke there are lots, e.g., https://www.facebook.com/pages/Yo-no-soy-Infantil-Solo-soy-un-Pinguino-kon-kara-de-Monstruo/147888568700746