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https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

Joke in English!!

I think that it is another way to practice English....

Story of a Sincere Apology.

A man received a message from his neighbor: “Sorry Sir, I am using your wife…. Day and night… When you are not present at home…In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because, I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies…

The man is down with a heart attack.

Few minutes later He received another message: “Sorry Sir, a spelling mistake… * I meant wifi."

2 anos atrás

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https://www.duolingo.com/JonNogueira
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You are hired.! Begins on Thursday.

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

haha! thanks you

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/codigo3d
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BLONDE'S HELICOPTER LESSON A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing." At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her, "What went wrong?" The blonde said, "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

Hahaha!!! Great!!!

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/AmareloTiago
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Eu rí.

I often find common sense to be neither.

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/ClaauOliveiras2

hahahahahaha, very funny

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/YasmimTravassos

Rindo muuuuito.... ^.^

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/Xavier_30
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kkkkkkkk Very good dude!!!

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/Lahure
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Excelente. Sou um falante nativo de inglês.

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

Great!! Where did you learn Portuguese? Duolingo? You write so fine in portuguese! Congratulations

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/Lahure
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Sim, aqui. E, igualmente, seu inglês é excelente! Parabéns. Você é muito gentil, meu amigo!

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

Thanks!! But my English is not so good!! But I've been studying every day...

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/LuizRN.Co39

Great! Thanks.

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/josemararagao

you're welcome!

2 anos atrás

https://www.duolingo.com/LuZwetsch

LOL :-) Spelling can really cause trouble sometimes!

2 anos atrás

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