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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/josemararagao

Joke in English!!

I think that it is another way to practice English....

Story of a Sincere Apology.

A man received a message from his neighbor: “Sorry Sir, I am using your wife…. Day and night… When you are not present at home…In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because, I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies…

The man is down with a heart attack.

Few minutes later He received another message: “Sorry Sir, a spelling mistake… * I meant wifi."

October 26, 2015

16 Comentários


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JonNogueira

You are hired.! Begins on Thursday.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/josemararagao

haha! thanks you


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/codigo3d

BLONDE'S HELICOPTER LESSON A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing." At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her, "What went wrong?" The blonde said, "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/josemararagao

Hahaha!!! Great!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AmareloTiago

Eu rí.

I often find common sense to be neither.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ClaauOliveiras2

hahahahahaha, very funny


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/YasmimTravassos

Rindo muuuuito.... ^.^


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ewertonXavier

kkkkkkkk Very good dude!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Lahure

Excelente. Sou um falante nativo de inglês.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/josemararagao

Great!! Where did you learn Portuguese? Duolingo? You write so fine in portuguese! Congratulations


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Lahure

Sim, aqui. E, igualmente, seu inglês é excelente! Parabéns. Você é muito gentil, meu amigo!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/josemararagao

Thanks!! But my English is not so good!! But I've been studying every day...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LuizRN.Co39

Great! Thanks.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LuZwetsch

LOL :-) Spelling can really cause trouble sometimes!

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