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Joke in English!!

I think that it is another way to practice English....

Story of a Sincere Apology.

A man received a message from his neighbor: “Sorry Sir, I am using your wife…. Day and night… When you are not present at home…In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because, I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies…

The man is down with a heart attack.

Few minutes later He received another message: “Sorry Sir, a spelling mistake… * I meant wifi."

October 26, 2015

16 Comentários


You are hired.! Begins on Thursday.


BLONDE'S HELICOPTER LESSON A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing." At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her, "What went wrong?" The blonde said, "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."


Eu rí.

I often find common sense to be neither.


hahahahahaha, very funny


Rindo muuuuito.... ^.^


kkkkkkkk Very good dude!!!

  • 2637

Excelente. Sou um falante nativo de inglês.


Great!! Where did you learn Portuguese? Duolingo? You write so fine in portuguese! Congratulations

  • 2637

Sim, aqui. E, igualmente, seu inglês é excelente! Parabéns. Você é muito gentil, meu amigo!


Thanks!! But my English is not so good!! But I've been studying every day...


Great! Thanks.


LOL :-) Spelling can really cause trouble sometimes!

Aprenda inglês em apenas 5 minutos por dia. De graça.