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https://www.duolingo.com/iheartbieber

GIMME LINGOOOTTTTTSS!!!!

iheartbieber
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I only have like 23918793487, that is too little. People say that lingots are useless, but that is not true. There is so much to spend it on, such as...well...uh...well....stuff. I joined to learn languages, but then I realized the real point of duolingo: to hoard lingots. I mean, be honest. What is the value of learning a language and improving your knowledge compared to getting virtual currency to buy a practice test on a language you don't even know because you spend all your time begging for lingots??? That's right: NOTHING! Those people that are actually learning are just wasting your time. Why waste your time learning when you could be begging people for lingots? They are so dumb.

Look at all the amazing stuff I've gotten!

suit

  • a snazzy suit for my owl (though, I can't see it because I never do lessons.)

gold suit

  • a golden suit for my owl (can't see this either)

  • flirting lessons and idioms (I try to do these lessons, but they are too hard. Maybe if I have more lingots, it will be easier!)

  • Double or nothing (I always get nothing)

  • Timed test (Makes the lessons super short!)

  • Progress test (I got 2%! Yay!!!!)

Also, don't ever try actually doing lessons to earn lingots. It's way more effective to beg. I've been begging every day on every discussion I see for lingots. After doing this about two months, I've gotten like....2. Wow. See how much easier it is to beg!

As an added bonus, all of my discussion posts have like a rating of 50 to about 80. I'm so popular!!! For some reason though, there is always a dash in front my number. Probably a glitch. I'll report it.

Now that you have heard so many good reasons on why you should give me lingots....

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME !!!!

THANK YOU!!!

cat

PS: I am not a whiny little kid, I am 85 year old man dying of lung cancer, please pity me and GIMMMEEMEMEMMEMEME!

2 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/_Natz_
_Natz_
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Lolll. Whoever downvoted this clearly has neither a sense of humor nor an appreciation for sarcasm. Here's a lingot for the laugh ;)

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/iheartbieber
iheartbieber
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3 upvotes in 4 minutes WHOOOOOO!!!

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/unknoowwn

I will donate 5 lingots!

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/redplanet03

I'll donate a lingot because of the laugh you gave me! Good one kid!

3 months ago