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German Joke XD

"Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!" "Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr ..."

Hopefully this is correct grammar and stuff, I'm new at this.

November 3, 2015

21 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/jzsuzsi

"Herr Ober, in meiner Suppe schwimmt ein Hörgerät!"

"Wie bitte?"

November 3, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/mizinamo

"Herr Ober, warum halten Sie Ihren Daumen auf mein Steak?"

"Na ja, ich wollte nicht, dass es nochmal herunterfällt."

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/carlo_randalo

everything correct, and at least not even bad :)

btw. in school german kids learn a small jingle (eselsbrücke) to spell the word nämlich without an h after the ä (nähmlich). on social media people quit often do that mistake. it's called: "wer nämlich mit h schreibt ist dämlich" :-)

November 3, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/uan33

Thanks for the jingle. It's a nice idea to give us English speakers little rhymes like that, I hope more get added, from you or from others. But shouldn't it be "Wer 'nähmlich' ohne h schreibt ist dämlich"? Or am I missing something?

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/carlo_randalo

no, you're missing something ;-) if you write/spell it without (ohne) h, you're not "dämlich", because it's the right way. "Who spells 'nämlich' with an h, is 'dämlich'", would be the translation.

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/uan33

Thanks for setting me straight!

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Dooted

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Madeline3041

best thing I've seen all day

November 5, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/DogePamyuPamyu

lol

November 3, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Dooted

Ah, ja ! Ja!

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/LivMelendes

Ahahaha! Good one!

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/FrauleinForehead

Sehr gut!

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/kameshtata

Wurden Jemand hilfen Mich sprachen in Deutsch, Ich nur begin lerne Deutsch mit Duolingo, entschuldigung bitte, if II have misspelled any where here. Regards.

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Hunter.Ownbey

Herr Ober, Mein Hund ist tot. Das ist taurig .

November 4, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/leahtalbottx

Haha du Schelm lol xxx

November 5, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/carlo_randalo

hehe, funny you used the word "schelm", cause it's really old and i don't think that a lot of german kids today know that word. i like also the german word "strolch", which is a bit simular

November 16, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Colin100

I liked it

November 5, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/SalahAlhor

wie nennt man einen Spanier ohne Auto? "Carlos"

November 6, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/germanwannabee

ha! that's really good!

November 7, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/FrauSuzie

Ha Ha Ich verstehe!

November 8, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/Colin100

A German goes to the doctor and says 'Herr Doctor I think people are ignoring me' and the doctor (in a very load voice says) ...... NEXT!

November 9, 2015
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