"Моя лошадь не художник, а архитектор."

Translation:My horse is not an artist but an architect.

November 4, 2015

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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/jsiehler

Classic Duolingo surrealism.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/dcbaudoin

They've actually said publically that the weird sentences help learning, according to their experts.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Albur_Godwin

I hope the Japanese hat-selling dog will not try to keep up with the Joneses.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LateBlt

Why should it be nonsense? Doubtlessly, there are many fine horses who work as artists and architects in Russia.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/jsiehler

What a country! In Russia, even horses have excellent career choices!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/OldTaima

Actually the term career came from racing horses. As their working lifespan was considered a career.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/olimo

And ducks who fight with turtles in the Spanish speaking countries :-) Relax, this nonsense is here to make you smile!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Rekty

It's not a nonsense! In spain, we have what we call Beat the Turtle tournaments and only ducks are allowed!

No just kidding. Of course those weird surrealistic sentences are there on purpose. It's, like I call it in Belgium, un "moyen mnemotechnique" to remember the words, a sort of "way to remember words" (here, by having a strange sentence that you will definitely not forget so fast).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/liberhuard

Caligula's horse was a senator, i think


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/NapoleonTrosieme

he was a priest, but he threatened to make him consul


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BrianFarre19

When you consider the U.S president is a donkey (ass) then I guess horses can be anything they want to be.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/djaywilly

I can tell you're one of those people that has to bring politics into every conversation.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Neko844923

Aren't the two political parties called donkeys and elephants?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MikeyRadles

Well it made me laugh. I have been practicing my listening by translating with eyes closed and not using the given words (it gives you a clue when you see them) and I played this three or four times before I finally accepted there was nothing else the woman could possibly have been saying. Horse architecture at its very best. And it's given me a pun. Whose house did the female horse design? Your neighbour's ... Whohahaha. Hopefully I won't be banned from Duolingo for such a terrible joke... :-)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Nikimaru

Banned? Of course not. Here's a lingot for your corny joke! That was worth a chuckle.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BrianFarre19

Not strange at all. My horse is an astronaut or should I say cosmonaut.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LaserDuck

In Russia, you don’t draw horses, horses draw you.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Dora.18.09

Meanwhile my horse just sits at home doing nothing other than my Duolingo exercises :D


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Claudio_IT

Being an artist is too difficult for a horse, architect is way easier


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JPaulGordon

I suppose it is easier for our equine prodigy to hold a pencil than it is to hold a paint brush.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/RagnarPostludium

Well... I don't know, but it seems to me this sentence is a nonsense. It is a very strange sentence


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/olimo

A little nonsense makes you laugh and remember things better :-)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/212498873

я тоже так думаю


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/milezzi

So that's why the horse went to school


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Caio_Fran

Dude, i also remeber that weird phrase хахаха


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Matthew-215401

Are you suggesting that horses who are architects aren't also artists, Duo..?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Karen852780

Stop dissing the horse artist. Elephant artists get more respect.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/David92225

Glad that we're learning practical phrases like this, just in case we want to join a Russian improv troop.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AjmJabir

I am so proud of you Bojack


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Deprecha

You have a cool лошадь


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Lordarken

I can't wait to go to russia. God, their animals are so cool.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/RosalineLa2

Nijinsky had so many strings to his bow!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mimi820676

This is in the great tradition of Russian literature -- Gogol, Bulgakov. Thanks!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/jsiehler

I would not be surprised at all to learn that this sentence was an excerpt straight out of a Даниил Хармс story.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/tc2018
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This is still my favourite Duo sentence.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/salmakerrai

Ok besides the memes and all this is stupid !!! Why not teaching us some good useful sentences that we can use in life and has the grammar and vocabulary and wtvr rules in it instead of nonsense phrases like this ... this is seriously stupid


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Ciaran12

Unless you're just learning to parrot back exact, full sentences without understanding how to construct them, you don't need the sentences to be "useful". The vocabulary is useful, the grammatical constructions are useful, you're supposed to be learning how to formulate your own sentences, not just recite whatever Duolinguo said verbatim.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/geneven

I think that the name of this horse is the famous Mr. Ed.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/STEFFIFI0902

In Russian, horses are architects, in Dutch, ducks read and apples speak :D


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/768.VmtHV5Oy/IyK

..and snakes are going home


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Callux8

Can this construction be used to say that a person is bad at one aspect of their job, but otherwise competent at it? Or do I have to use но?

Ex:

My dad is no artist, but he's a {competent} builder.

Мой отец не художник, а/но {competent} строитель.

My sister is no composer, but she writes good librettos.

Моя сестра а не компоситор, а/но она пишet хорошиe {librettos}.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Karen852780

это хороший вопрос


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JudyHerill

Почему лошадь ????


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EmemonD1

a horse also have Equal rights in russia


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ThaeaSidhe

Erm....it's good to know we are learning useful phrases for everyday conversation. There's a really good one in the Latin programme as well: "Dirty weasels live in the bedroom." So useful! (rofl)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/STEFFIFI0902

At that period, maybe they had dirty weasels as pets :D


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ThaeaSidhe

HAHAH well, I used to have a couple of dirty weasels myself, but I called them ferrets ;-)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LucasPappa

You know, a certain Austrian guy came to the same conclusion once


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PycLearner

Horses are architects?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Leolelo

In my country when someone is very bad in something, we call him a horse. Of course it's a offensive way, it's a close friend stuff. Definitely a pun or a algorism fail.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AnnaLizzy3

At first I thought this sentence was an idiom, but then I considered that maybe it's only Russian horses that can build and paint. лол.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kasia863083

jokes aside, what is the indication that лошадь is feminine? I would have said мой instead of моя.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexmalaho

The word indicates. In Russian, animals always have a gender. Лошадь is femimine. Конь is masculine. Thus мой конь but моя лошадь.

The other examples:

кот (m) - кошка (f) a cat

бык (m) - корова (f) a cow

Sometimes the word may mean a species of animal (like in english), but anyway the word has a gender .

For example: собака (f), свинья (f).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kasia863083

Thank you! So I’m assuming words that aren’t noticeably feminine (not ending with а or я) just need to be memorized? My native language is Polish in which this is the case, feminine nouns usually end in -a and the ones that don’t are just remembered.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexmalaho

Everything is exactly as you said)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/martinkunev

I think you just need to memorize it for all words that end in ь. If you speak another slavic language with a cognate word, the gender is likely (but not certainly) the same.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Rebekah182117

Interesting Job for a horse. LOL. They are very intelligent animals.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/NVV_62

Резюме лошади посмотреть можно?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexmalaho

It doesn't have a CV. It's a human thing, you know))


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CaioWilson

Bo jack, is that you my fella?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/gumarcher

so 'а' here is not "and"??


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/STEFFIFI0902

It means and but in the sense of but.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Tanukihat

Are you SURE a human proofreads these questions, Duolingo? Because they seem very randomly-generated.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BenCostell3

Odd sentences are no less valid for learning. If you can understand the words in a sentence where you can't just predict the meaning, you have a much better grasp of them. Besides, humor while learning is always a good thing.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexander431827

Can someone please explain why we use а instead of но, or зато?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexmalaho

Зато - used to express a substitutional opposition relationship

- They didn't have much... but we had each other.

Но - used to introduce something contrasting with what has already been mentioned.

- They are smart, but poor.

а - used to connect clauses, words or sentences.

They drink water in the morning, and (they drink) milk in the evenings.

I hope that's clear

Но vs а.

The А is used to give a more accurate description of an object rather than to contrast them.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/esyI16

Ah yes, finally a sentence that I can use on a daily basis!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/thequantumforge

Иди домой, Duo, ты пьян!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/SandeepPat156

The sentence does not make any sense


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Adamjunior6

This sentence is sponsored by Caligula


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Ken206815

Duolingo is SUPER SUS


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AlphaEtaPi

In Russia the horse architects YOU.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/laugh2000

This sentence could be a great addition to the well-known sequence that starts with "I will not buy this record, it is scratched".


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JPaulGordon

I translated it easily--a simple sentence, then I thought I must be an idiot. But a horse is a horse, of course. So, why the weirdness in a language program? I think Kafka when I read it and another word that rhymes with it. Humor=superb. Usefulness in a language teaching program= jury is out.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BasilLouis

This sentence is definitely queer (the original meaning of that word)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/GranvilleS6

Err, the non-original meaning of the word is now off limits as regards to what the second meaning referred to, so the original meaning is now the only meaning, I think :-).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TempleRachel

Yep, sounds about right


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Tom-U

Why 'maja', not 'moi'? The horse 'loshad' refers to masculine noun, doesn't it?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/cleon42

лошадь is feminine. Most Russian nouns that end in дь or ть are feminine.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MadameScherzo

That explains why Soviet architecture was so brutal.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BeefTestos4

Really, mine is a consul.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/YashminaRa

The reason why Duo is the best app


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Enzo_Queijo

Oh, now it makes sense!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MeisterMerlin

I know some houses in the neighborhood, this horse could have designed...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TaavetMalk

Okay... Whatever


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/SandraCoxh

wow clever horse does he build stables ?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EmemonD1

Why can't the horse be both?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Vesely6

It is cheaper to let the horse do the design for the house, all a real architect. Because of that!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Niguel16

Got binged for having a comma before the "but"


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Elena909466

Лошадь - жена коня. Much more useful phrase for foreigners.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CesarMenaca

Horse arquitecto?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/9Uhb5

Horse!? What means!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TaavetMalk

do you know what "drug" means in russian ? :D


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Neko844923

There is no such word "drug" in Russian.

Did you mean «друг» ("friend") or «драг» (genitive plural of «дра́га», in slang also means "drug" (from English), yes)?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Karen852780

Still makes me chuckle


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Corrie699358

I have listened a few times, also in the 'slow mode' but I always heard архитекта


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Nicole547998

I came here to mention my answer was 100%correct, written exactly as the example of the correct answer and it was marked wrong, but the comments were more interesting :p


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Aartsbisschop

Never thought I'd say that in Russian


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/-LenaF-

This sentence is so famous that I already knew of it from the discussion under another question haha


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Subnetter

This sentence haunts me at night


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/KevinKD1

Да мой лошадь гениальный


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Alexmalaho

In Russian, the name of an animal should be masculine or feminine. The masculine word for horse is конь, the лошадь is feminine. You used feminine for horse but the masculine pronoun мой. It was the reason why that Russian guy corrected you.

Мой конь генальный sounds good lol.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/L_R_S
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Не "мой" надо говорить в случае лошади, лошадь женского пола


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/GeraldRyan1

Well, no horse can be everything


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/titars

I guess we need to know that in case we have to call animal control...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Rennesson4

Caligula's horse was elected consul by the senators...freely and intelligently !


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/taha3547

What the hell is with dou? Isn't there enough normal sentences?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Rimgail2

When the horse is more successful in life than you...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MichaelJoh56245

I guess this means, his turds may not be beautiful, but you can use them to build one heck of a brick wall, huh? ;)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Imperator_Caesar

Must be a descendant of Caligula's horse


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Julia327982

This sentence makes absolutely no sense. A horse is a horse. ..


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mus..Caeruleus

Здравствуйте архитектор лошадь! Вас зовут Васильевич, да?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/housekisama

Caligula, how did you end up working for Duolingo!?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mark915072

The horse told me he really was an artist....;)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Nniella1

Какая умная лошадь, на каком университете учиться ей? ( what an intelligent horse, in which university did she study?)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/STEFFIFI0902

Училась ;)

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