"одна голова , две руки и две ноги"

Translation: one head, two arms and two legs

[TEHHOERS]

This is more specific than my dating criteria.

[AnUnicorn]

So, Zaphod Beeblebrox is out of the picture?

[Zauber32]

And so is the one-armed man.

[Russo_learn]

Here, have a lingot!

[DavidBCarv]

That sounds like a vaguely familiar description of someone I know

[IAmTheSenate]

[Sven692782]

Frankenstein's shopping list.

[AntonRusland]

Самый адекватный курс, кстати. В голландском можно было бы ожидать "две головы, одна нога и три руки". :D

[AnUnicorn]

Мне кажется русскии очень реалистичные и практичние.

[vilmos98]

Why is is "две" in this case?

[WindWalker2291]

нос - nose (masculine noun),
рука - hand/arm (feminine noun),
тело - body (neutral noun),

одИН нос, одНА рука, одНО тело (one nose, one hand/arm, one body, nominative case)

двА носа, двЕ руки, двА тела (one nose, one hand/arm, one body, genitive singular)

[vilmos98]

Thank you. :)

[WzM72]

Женский род - feminine

[WzM72]

feminine, accusative ending Е

[Egor51]

две руки́ и две ноги́

[vanw39]

But no Oxford comma. Hекультурный!

[___Jake___]

is it ноги́ or но́ги?

[gburr15]

ноги́ is genitive singular pronunciation
но́ги is nominative and accusative plural pronunciation

[DonaldYTKA]

А где хвост?

[YPSILONZ]

Please someone tell me where руки and ноги are stressed...

[lauramenshikova]

it is genitive singular so рукИ and ногИ. i suggest you openrussian dictionary where you can find the declension of most words

[AndroidKanada]

The «и» is inaudible at the fast speed.

(PS: Interesting: the audio is OK now, about an hour and a half later.)

[Realname224896]

The chest is not needed for the human to survive. Just glue the arms and legs directly to the stump of the head

[goetz895855]

Sounds like a midwife's description of a job well done....

[NicoraBogdan]

это человек

[AndroidKanada]

Good guess. Или обезьяна.

[Loo951371]

The start of a crime drama...

[carneeki]

Not in Pripyat!