"You must choose: Cake or death!"
Translation:Вы должны выбрать: торт или смерть!
It is a joke :) The construction of the sentence makes illusion of "you have to sacrifice something to gain something", but actually it supposes a choice between very good and very bad ))) (Don't know if I can explain it clearly)
And why did I write it here? Because "You must choose: Cake or death!" sounds to me similar ))
You need to choose is not the same as you must choose, though, yes? It implies something different. I'm not sure how to define it, I'm not a grammar expert :-/
I don't know how else to put it, except that to me нужно doesn't seem to mean the same as должен, and the difference seems to be similar to need/must in English. I need help is not the same as you must help me...
I would say the difference is between "You must help me" (obligation) and "I must have help" (need/necessity) - that those two things are different uses/carry different connotations of 'must' in English.
I mean let's be real, expecting there to be a 1-1 relationship of words between two languages is to invite disappointment and disaster! I think we can agree that in different contexts, a word in English can be covered by more than one in Russian and vice versa.
In this sentence, though, I don't think нужно feels right (and I don't think 'need' is exactly synonymous, either). Basically, I don't think you're comparing like with like there.
However, I am not a native Russian speaker nor an expert grammarian, all I can offer is a fellow learner's opinion, albeit one with more experience of/knowledge in Russian.
Generally speaking, depending on context, need I would translate as надо or нужен/на/но/ны, and obligation would be more likely with должен/на/но/ны... and I think maybe sometimes as a negative with нельзя? Depending on context.
I'm within my email app at the moment so I'm not in a position to look up good examples and don't trust my brain to come up with one and be sure I'm not talking nonsense ;)
You can use the 1-person future perfective form "соглашусь" ('I'll second this one') - it's not marked for gender in any way. Although it sounds a tiny bit more reserved than согласен/согласна (which you can counteract by putting an exclamation point at the end).
Alternatively, you can use: Поддерживаю - 'I second this one'. Мне тоже так кажется - 'I think so too'. Не могу не согласиться - 'I cannot disagree'. Any combination of "ага", "точно", "верно" et similia.
Hmmm... good question. You might need to ask a native for confirmation; I don't know if there's a way of using the neuter version согласно impersonally, мне согласно kind of sounds to me like 'it agrees with me' which is not really the same? And I suppose you could refer to yourself neutrally using neuter gendered things, but it might sound rather odd.
I think probably the best bet would be to go for masculine forms; кто is always (afaik) treated as being masculine, so there's a precedent for 'of unknown gender' being treated as male, and if you have a situation where you have to plump for one or the other, I'd suggest presenting as male on teh interwebs is probably safer than presenting as female!
I'd suggest a language like Russian where as soon as you're using adjectives about yourself or the past tense or what have you, picking a gender and sticking with it might be a good idea for the sake of learning and practising the language. Attempts to practise it without ever referring to yourself as either male or female is going to make it rather complicated, and also won't be great practice for Real Life (TM)
One of the native speakers might be able to come up with a better solution for you, but my suggestion would be to pick one and stick with it, and if people assume that's your actual gender, well they may or may not be right...?
If you are interested in ways to conseal your gender in speech, I can tell you some things about that! I've got some experience talking this way (native speaker). it can be tricky sometimes, but it is possible to completely avoid gender specific constructions without making your speech very wierd. Most people won't even notice that unless they will be trying to find any indication of our gender