Translation:Grandfather did not remember where he was.
Hope this won't make it worse, but it made me think of this 'grandpa anecdote' I once heard from a relative who lives in the countryside. His neighbor who was really old, like 95 or something, had gone to some sort of party and his son, age maybe 70, had gone with him. So there was booze at the party and the son got drunk and made a fool of himself. So the old guy said afterwards: See, that's what happens when you bring your kids to parties.
Oh fantastiskt! haha! Jag är läkare och kan föreställa(?) mig att säga (can imagine myself saying) "Var var var(en/ett)?!" (Where was (the) pus?)
Hjälp mig! Jag behöver det! Jag skriver svenska dåligt fortfarande. Am I even close?! I am a bit of a wimp at trying to actually skriva saker på svenska men vill försöka mer ofta för att förbattra min svenska. (Edited)
Var var varet? is certainly correct. There's an opportunity for a tasteless pun here (I happen to like those): there's also more than one verb vara. One means 'to be' as I'm sure you know. Another one means 'to last', as in 'the concert lasted for an hour', and a third of course means 'emit pus'. And there's a saying Det var roligt så länge det varade which really means 'It was fun while it lasted', but because of this double meaning, if you say it in a 'pus' context, you'll have your pus pun. :D
It's a bit odd to use hjälpa about your Swedish, you want to förbättra 'improve' your Swedish instead.
Tack! I am experimenting with my vocabulary at the moment and as you an see it does not always work out! Some words translate quite literally and others... not so much! haha! Oh well, making mistakes is how we learn right?!
Förbattra - that seems almost literally "for better"... if it isn't it is at least a damn good mnemonic. Was my use of föreställa correct? I got that from google (the dictionary not the translator) and it seemed the closest to what I meant.
In terms of pus... I am looking forward to having a more fluent grasp of the language so I can fully enjoy pus puns on a regular basis! I am trying to make myself comment on here in svenska more often so that I can be held accountable for my mistakes! I have been using Lang 8 too which is great but I never know what to write and I have had a few bits of contradictory advice.
Onwards to fluency and pus puns!