"Извините, у вас есть тихая музыка?"

Translation: Excuse me, do you have quiet music?

[Windrammer]

Is John Cage fine?

[ph516503]

Doesn't get much quieter than that.

I picture this being said sarcastically by an irritated neighbour.

[BampaOwl]

Or in a restaurant!

[HaroldWonh]

"Do you have A quiet music" is not English, whereas the good English "SOME quiet music" is not accepted. Reported 14.1.16

[Zauber32]

As of March 1, 2016, it still asks for "a quiet music." Reporting this again.

[wittacher]

вот Рамоунз!

[pyl666]

"Quiet music" ? That's a concept...

[Kmgr84ce]

"Sorry, Do you have quiet music?" is wrong. I used sorry as im more used to that term in russian