"Which woman is my wife?"

Translation: Hvilken kvinne er kona mi?

[PolarisTheRandom]

I will certainly do my best to use this one as little as possible. :)

[BenConway6]

Hvis du må stille dette spørsmålet, har du uten tvil hatt for mye å drikke.

If you have to ask this question, you're definitely had too much to drink.

[GooseyJen]

Is this Shakespeare? Much ado about nothing?

[MaxMVP]

Why "dame" is not an option here? I guess I've heard it live, unsure about the word form though.

[Xeins1]

What is the feminine form of "Hvilke"? I haven't seen it mentioned on this topic yet.

[BenConway6]

It's the word given in this sentence, hvilken, the same as the masculine form.

[Xeins1]

Ohhh
That makes sense :)

[Ctougas01]

You must be so damn drunk to not know which one it is