I will certainly do my best to use this one as little as possible. :)

Hvis du må stille dette spørsmålet, har du uten tvil hatt for mye å drikke.

If you have to ask this question, you're definitely had too much to drink.

Is this Shakespeare? Much ado about nothing?

Why "dame" is not an option here? I guess I've heard it live, unsure about the word form though.

What is the feminine form of "Hvilke"? I haven't seen it mentioned on this topic yet.