I think a better question would be Kto lubi gęsi?

Geese are borderline evil, one casually walked into my friend's house and then proceeded to attack everyone and destroy a bunch of things.

I don't like geese, one of them bit me when I was a child. :c

JA. They poop on my god damn ogród

Shouldn't "gęsi" be in the genitive? After all, there is the word "nie," which implies that the sentence is negated.

Geese have twice now attacked my car. Evil incarnate.