"Drewniana łyżka"

Translation: A wooden spoon

[arminia11_web_de]

Will I forever confuse bed and spoon? Hear and listen? And so many, many more words?!! Will I see ich as I and my as meaning me?!! Too many languages in a weak head is dangerous!

[vivaciouspotato]

Assuming a "wooden spoon" as a prize doesn't mean last place when translated.
Is there a polish equivilent or parallel to getting the wooden spoon meaning coming last in something?

[Jellei]

Nothing I know of. The only thing that comes to my mind is "nagroda pocieszenia", but that's "consolation prize" so it definitely doesn't have to be the last place.

[eannaoc]

I've never heard of that usage, usually I've heard 'getting the wooden spoon' as being punished, i.e. like a parent getting a wooden spoon to smack their child when they misbehave

[va-diim]

dieriewiannaja lożka, in Russian