Well, not quite. But in my little experience, I don't like alcohol as much as bacon.
As for sex you have a point....
In the audio, eisiau sounds different in sentence and when it stands alone. Is it a TTS "feature" or a real difference?
Actually no one pronounces eisiau as it's spelt. It's actual pronunciation is "aysh-eh", "ish-eh", "esh-eh" - and that's only the Southern version.
In the North it is spelt "isio" and is pronounced "isho", "isha" or "ish-eh".