"He needs a cat."
Translation:On potrzebuje kota.
My first reaction was "eeee... what?", but after a quick check, yeah. As the first sentence of the Wikipedia article says: "Potrzebie (/pɒtrəˈziːbi/; Polish pronunciation: [pɔtˈʂɛbʲe] dative/locative of potrzeba, "a need") is a Polish word[...]"
My gosh, and I thought that contemporary memes are weird.