I'm learning spanish so my house can feel like "I Love Lucy"
Also to complain about an english bulldog without hurting his feelings.
Aww, that is very sweet that you considered the bulldog's feelings. Though, someone once told me that dogs use body language, tone of voice, and inflection to navigate communication. I wonder if that is true or not though. I've also heard that if you train a dog (like to sit or roll over) in one language, they don't automatically respond to those words another language.