"Chcesz pająka?"

Translation: Do you want a spider?

[Merrowmic]

No thanks. I just bought two...

[Euhan1]

Good phrase when you're having coffee and pass around the spider tin.

[LTgcp]

I laughed so hard at this! It became such an in-joke that I actually got my partner a spider tin for their birthday

[Euhan1]

No coffee set is complete without it!

[Mr.Xee]

Can you please explain what the "spider tin" is?

[_-David-_]

It's a tin to hold all of your spiders for coffee time.

[redvibe7]

Are they chocolate-coated?

[benulo]

Who would want that

[Dimker]

Why not have a spiderbro?

[Julie141120]

Not ME!!!!!!!

[NeldeParis]

So first we have, 'I hate spiders' followed by, 'Do you want a spider?' That was my LIFE growing up with older brothers: 'What's that on your collar? (beat) Oh, never mind, it was just a spider. (pause while I'freak out ) Don't get so upset, it's not on your collar anymore. (beat) It went down inside your shirt.'

Mom was no help. I told her once that I had killed 'Sammy Spider' (her name for any spider I found in my room) and she said, 'Oh, don't worry. He has a wife and a lot of children and they'll be back later.' I think she actually thought she was comforting me or something.

If I didn't know better, I would think my family was writing these sentences.

[va-diim]

RU: Chociesz pauka?

[miletskiy]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
...

[Lord_Pengwyn]

Nope! Trying to cut back, but thanks!

[cosmicstresshead]

Cus THAT'S how you get spiders!

[Draugtaur]

sound more like a phrase from "food"

[Martin95000]

NO, thanks!

[FedericoLebron]

Ponieważ tak robisz pająki.

[Lord_Pengwyn]

No thx trying to cut back

[DanielDabrowski]

If you mean the car yes

[F4yY9kZj]

She says 'chcysz' rather than 'chcesz'.

[sharkman.ru]

Nooo, kill it with fire!