No thanks. I just bought two...

Good phrase when you're having coffee and pass around the spider tin.

Who would want that

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look Out! ...

RU: Chociesz pauka?

Cus THAT'S how you get spiders!

Nope! Trying to cut back, but thanks!

sound more like a phrase from "food"

NO, thanks!

Ponieważ tak robisz pająki.

So first we have, 'I hate spiders' followed by, 'Do you want a spider?' That was my LIFE growing up with older brothers: 'What's that on your collar? (beat) Oh, never mind, it was just a spider. (pause while I'freak out ) Don't get so upset, it's not on your collar anymore. (beat) It went down inside your shirt.'

Mom was no help. I told her once that I had killed 'Sammy Spider' (her name for any spider I found in my room) and she said, 'Oh, don't worry. He has a wife and a lot of children and they'll be back later.' I think she actually thought she was comforting me or something.

If I didn't know better, I would think my family was writing these sentences.

you want a spider