https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

Funny German Joke

“Chef, darf ich heute zwei Stunden früher Schluss machen? Meine Frau will mit mir einkaufen gehen.” “Kommt gar nicht in Frage.” “Vielen Dank Chef, ich wusste, sie würden mich nicht im Stich lassen.”

April 23, 2016

15 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

Translation:“Boss, can I leave work two hours early today? My wife wants me to go shopping with her.” “That’s out of the question.” “Thanks, boss! I knew you wouldn’t let me down.

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/tanne101

Fast perfekt: ...Sie würden...

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Bersalon

Funny! Did you translate this yourself? If so, you're doing great!

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

I tried :D *i got help of course.

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/person243

Guter Witz. Als ich den das erste Mal gehört habe, habe ich vor Lachen beinahe meinen Nuckel verschluckt. ;)

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

I get what you did there... XD

April 23, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/LePetitPrince07

Danke. Das war so lustig.

April 24, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Boethiah

Nice one! I also like the German-English puns like "No matter how kind you are, children are kinder" or "French sausages may be bad but the German ones are the wurst." Corny, I know but still!

April 25, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

Thanks :D

April 25, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PinkiePie2003

Anyway

April 24, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PinkiePie2003

ha ha ha

April 24, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/DrakonyanAzkar

It took me a loooong time to get it. Now I've finally achieved German Laugh.

April 25, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PinkiePie2003

COOL! How hard was it an how long? That must've been REEEEAAAAAAL hard!

April 25, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Brandon3302

I dont get it

April 26, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/TreyzMeName

Ok.

April 27, 2016
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