Learn German the Ray Charles way
I'm going with this as it's the best interpretation I can come up with after being asked to translate the English sentence "I have a woman." into German.
Yeah, I was hoping the developers would see this and fix it but I'm still getting "I have a woman." and "I have a man." as sentences to translate. Maybe I'll get it wrong on purpose so I can send feedback to them or post an insight about this again with a "Yo! Developers!" in the title.