I made my wife, Ewa, laugh this morning ...
... when I said "Jestem mistrzem języku polskiego" ;)
Just one notice. Grammatically correct is form "języka" (kogo? czego?). I know, Polish cases suck :P Keep up the good work, I guess your wife keeps you motivated as well ;)
PS My mother's name is Ewa :)
Yeah, that's why I made my wife laugh, because I made a mistake while saying I was a master of the language ... ;)