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The Funny Things Duolingo Says!

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This is hilarious! https://twitter.com/shitduosays A big thanks to the creators of this, you've made my day!! ^^

4 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/porquepuedo
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This. is. so. funny. xD

"I do not have a conscience"

-your answer is correct.

"I am ready to die"

-your answer is correct.... uh..

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ViolettePolyglot

These sound like they should be in Harry Potter

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Eriklover555

My favorite is "If I see it is a spider, I run." ^^ I was translating that sentence aloud, and didn't even realize what I had said until my brother started cracking up. :D

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Usagiboy7
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I love that one! (I have a love/EEK relationship with bugs. :)

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Trang.
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Yeah I used to type something surprisingly funny like "There are snakes in my boots"

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/856pm

"The waitress is entirely naked"

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/CatherineDurant

Okay weird.

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/0liwia
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my favorite is "kaputt ist kaputt", but it's just because it sounds funny

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/CatherineDurant

One of them: I am a cow. HAHAHHAHAHAHA that's not very nice to say, esp. to the person who is typing. But still! LOL.

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Usagiboy7
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Cows are adorable. :)

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/VStarTraveler
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Another source with DL funnies:

http://www.reddit.com/r/shitduolingosays

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Kplilly
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Haha. This made my day. :)

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PaoloArman2

LOL.... Anyway, I know this is a crowdsourcing project by the Kapcha creator. With kapcha they were sending people shots of sentences to traspose in digital form. In other words people were acting as human OCRs. Characters normal OCRs could not recognise were recognised by people.

The same goes here. The sum of our ignorance should be able to create a professional translation service. Hence, at a certain point of our study, they should send us some sentences they want to translate and there should be an algorithm determining, depending on our answers, the best translation of a passage. Hence we should already be translating books, articles, etc. Maybe eve horror or sci-fi materials :)

Here it's all explained straight from the horse's mouth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQl6jUjFjp4

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/10756302

only three people tried to kill me today ahahaha very classy :D

4 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/CatherineDurant

"Why am I dying?" hahahahaha :D

4 years ago