My childhood turtle actually ate challah.
What is that?
It's a loaf of white leavened bread, typically plaited in form, traditionally baked to celebrate the Jewish sabbath.
אני אוהב צבים
Tsav = turtle
What is wrong with הלחם אוכל את הצב
In case you asked seriously, the English for that would be "The bread eats the turtle".
When is צב used, versus צבה?
If we're talking about a female turtle, and informally (eg common people talking about their pet turtle), it can be צבה. If it's biologists talking, I think they'll usually say "נקבת צב היבשה המצוי" or something.
WHY YOU SOMETIMES DEMAND "EATS BREAD" WHILE OTHER TIMES DEMAND "A BREAD" - THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING
ISN'T ALSO ''THE CAT IS EATING A BREAD''