"Why is your secretary sleeping?"

would the word מזכיר ever be used for a male secretary? In all my 17 years in Israel everyone I was around always referred to any (regardless of gender) secretary as מזכירה. Then again, I am pretty sure every secretary that came up in conversations was a female.

Would " למה מזכירתך ישנה " be right?

גם: מדוע המזכירה שלך ישנה

I changed the word order to למה ישנה המזכירה שלך. It wasn't accepted. Is it wrong?

absolutely- a male secretary is מזכיר. for example: מזכיר הממשלה. you can't say מזכירה for a male secretary.

This sentence is great! xD