"Dw i'n gwaedu."

Translation: I am bleeding.

[AnCatDubh]

I tried to find the Welsh title for Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret. for this joke but couldn’t.

[EllisVaughan]

I don't know if this actually is/if there is a Welsh title, but it would be something like this: "Wyt ti yna, Duw? fi sy 'ma, Margred."