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July 30, 2016

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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/arielkangaroo

There are three cats--an American cat, a German cat, and a French cat--in a swimming competition. The American cat is called "One Two Three" the German cat is called "Ein Zwei Drei", and the French cat is called "Un Deux Trois". The three cats all swim across the lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.

July 30, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/-FallingLeaves-

Hehe.

July 30, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/007woofwoof

Charming joke about the cats.

July 30, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/pepsi_Retro

who does a french dog get its medication from? un pharmacien!

August 1, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MaahiS

MDR!!! c'est tres drole!!

February 23, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/-FallingLeaves-

I love the last one!

July 30, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/kaitthecat01

haha

July 30, 2016

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/kaitthecat01

its hilarious

July 30, 2016
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