Quite a fine house described here.

Sounds like the average Tel Aviv apartment.

Wouldn't you call that a mansion not a house? And how would you say that in Hebrew?

בית בכלל לא מוגזם

יש לו מטבח? כמה חדרי אמבטיה הוא צריך?

Well aren't you fancy

Um mine had the answer filled in already.... not kidding! When i opened it all i had to do was press check.

What's wrong with putting "in my house" at the end of the sentence? Like "there are [such and such]... in my house"

It's like he lives in Downton Abbey.

רציתי לאומר "אל תגזים" אבל זכרתי שזה בית של Duo. כן, אנחנו יודעים שיש לו בית גדול יותר מזה. :)