The original joke is "Two Jews, three opinions".
Another one is "Even if there is only one Jew in the town, there will be 2 synagogues so he could go to the second synagogue if someone pisses him off at the first".
hem khamishah anashim aval yesh lahem shesh deot
DL does not allow the word order of יש להם to be reversed. Why?
this exactly would be my question as well.