Agreed. There's definitely a Welsh contributor obsessed with parsnips on this course. :)
It's not us, it's Owen. You'd recognise him in the street - quite broad in the shoulders, slim waist, tapering down to long, thin legs and small, muddy feet. Green hair. Very pale otherwise.
Thin ice here, as I'm not a native English speaker, but shouldn't it be It is I who ... ?
Strictly speaking, you're correct, but the 'it is I' form is rarely used these days,