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Fellow carpets, speak up! Are we going to stay quiet while people walk all over us?
If your walls could talk, what would they say?
"I am the reason your second grader can't sit still in class."
"Thanks to me, you now have 29 chromosomes!"
If your house was built before the 1970's, there is a chance that lead paint is affecting the health of you or your loved ones.
A carpet does not speak
A comma cannot leak
It tastes like blue
The owl speaks grue
A lingot in each beak
(This is what happens off-meds, people.)
I think it's more of an idiomatic way of saying "i just took a sheet of acid"
"say hello to the rug's topography. it holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it."
Carpets must be careful not to become too small. Otherwise they become coasters.
In Spanish, tapete means doormat. Would it be the same case in Portuguese?