https://www.duolingo.com/BannoffiePieTree

What is the best Italian joke/riddle? (no rude ones please)

2 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/Francy-Chan

1) Ci sono due anatre e una chiama l'altra e dice: "ieri ti ho chiamata ma dov'eri?!" e l'altra anatra risponde: "qua qua". ( There are two ducks and one calls the other and says, "Yesterday I called you, but where were you ?!" The duck replies: "quacks,quacks." )

2) Un cane chiede a un altro: "come ti chiami?" l'altro cane: "Lessi e tu?" e lui: "Scrissi! ( A dog asks another: "What is your name?" the other dog: Lessi and you? And he said: "I wrote! ) [ Lessie's Parody XD ]

3) Paziente: "Dottore,sento sempre delle voci, ma non vedo nessuno"/ Dottore: "e quando accade questo?"/Paziente: "quando telefono". (Patient: "Doctor, I always hear the voices, but I do not see anyone" / Doctor: "and when does this happen?" / Patient: " When I phone".

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/AHA3006
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Thanks, you made my day: I understood Italian puns!

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Francy-Chan

You're welcome! ^^

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/MABBY
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Qua, qua-- that's hilarious!

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Francy-Chan

Ahahahah yes it's funny XD

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/purler
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Thanks! I understood every word but one (accade)!!

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/BannoffiePieTree

could you include the translation for that one? Thanks :)

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Kay043

Have you heard about the Italian man who went to Malta?

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/BannoffiePieTree

no

2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EmperorIguana42
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2 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/MelissaMein

This works in English, Italian, and Spanish- maybe other languages, but I don't know.

English: Q:Where do cats go when they die? A: Purr-gatory

Italian: Q: Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? A: Pur-gat(t)o-rio

(Hope I got that translation correct)

2 years ago
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