"We are short and fat."
Translation:Noi suntem scunzi și grași.
Hahaha...Yesss... " a snake is long or short"= "un şarpe e lung sau scurt". But the only snake that I know it can talk, is Salazar Slytherin and he would want to say that he's long...usually snakes have no ears, they can't hear a thing, they only feel vibrations...so that's why, I guess, they prefer not to talk. ;) Also any animal that has a tail could say " coada mea e lungă/ scurtă"= " my tail is long/ short"