Sounds like the start of a bad joke...
...walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The American says, "I'd like a Heineken please."
The Dutchman says, "I'll have a bouza."
The Egyptian says, "Give me a Bud Light."
Let's see how we can make this a joke... The American is a monolingual, whereas the Dutchman and the Egyptian are both trilingual. The walk into a bar...
And the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
Turns out they were horses all along!
Can somebody native speaker confirm that "dutch =olandez" and not "olandez =holland" and " daneze = dutch" ?