"Eu am un castravete lung."

Translation: I have a long cucumber.

[KrokoDiehl]

Is that a Romanian pick-up line? ;-)

[userix]

Seriously?

[Ferfredd]

I think they separated this from "eu am un castravete mare" so that we could have joes in two different threads

[TimBenjamin]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[DavidRomanH]

E ce ea a spus! :-D

[splittongue]

Correct Romanian: "asta a spus și ea" (or "asta mi-a spus și ea", textual "she told (me) the same" - nobody says it like you said it, your sentence is grammatically correct, however it is extremely odd in Romanian). And OTOH, why should she say that? she has no cucumber! :P

[Sollihein]

Previously it was eu am un castravete mare and now this. Duo!

[duolingonaut]

...and I look forward to meeting the woman with the soft apples and the salty cabbage.

[splittongue]

beautiful, given just after "ele sunt fete rele"... :D