"Le lion mange un homme."

February 23, 2013


Well, that escalated quickly.

February 23, 2013

haha, yeah this was so left field I had no idea. Next one will probably be "la femme mange les enfants"

February 27, 2013

Oh! wait! There was a sentence «Le femme mange des crêpes avec sa mère». I hope her mother was well done otherwise La Femme would risk mad cow disease, especially while eaiting crepes with her mother brain.

June 17, 2013

I got "L'enfant mange un chat" as an alternative once. Poor kittens.

July 28, 2013

I always read the comments now because they just KILL me.

March 8, 2013

that's exactly why I read them too lol

August 2, 2013

I replayed it more than five times because I thought I heard it wrong..

April 8, 2013

at least the lion is not eating rice

March 16, 2013

The thing is if the lion was that black lion and the rice was that black rice you wouldn't notice if he was eating it if it was at night.

March 17, 2013

There wasn't «Le lion ne manges pas de riz, mais il mange un homme.» I think we can safely assume «Le lion manges du riz avec un homme».

June 17, 2013

Good point.

August 20, 2013

Ha ha ha ha ha lol

August 20, 2013

I'm afraid to continue at this point.

June 6, 2013

It just got interesting!

August 2, 2013

now that's just sad

April 8, 2013

C'est une histoire triste!

June 18, 2013

Oh, dear. I guess this is somewhat more realistic than <<Le lion mange une pomme.>>

July 17, 2013

Haha this made me smile XD

July 27, 2013


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April 29, 2013

o.O so.. what's next then

June 17, 2013

the horror!

July 6, 2013

Wow. I thought I misheard that one.

July 23, 2013

L'enfant mange un chat isn't all that surprising from a nation that eats horses, snails and frogs.

July 28, 2013

Scaaaaaaary !

August 3, 2013

HA - I heard eats an apple and that made sense, so I didn't think twice. WOW.

August 7, 2013

Ha! I had to listen to this a few times.

August 14, 2013

Bit gory isn't it? lol :D

August 20, 2013
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