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DUOLINGO CHALLENGE !!

Tell us a joke from your country (like if you accept the challenge)

1 year ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/vc120
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

lol that's hilarious

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/vc120
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Thanks.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/starboystellan

awesome!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/BigAwesome7

meh

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/vc120
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https://www.duolingo.com/vc120
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Thanks!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

Algeria : Crazy person, -He wanted to discover something -He brought a frog -He cut off her first leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her second leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her third leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her last leg, then said: "Jump." The frog didn't jump -WOW!!! he discovered something amazing and it is : "When you cut off the four legs of the frog,the frog will lose hearing"

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EricaHarley

Ahaaahahaha

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Peter_the_spider

HI!!!!!!!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Myah061

I don't get..

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EricaHarley

Cutting off four legs of a frog will make it lose the ability to jump, however, the man's observation was that the frog had lost its hearing instead.

Funny, right?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/starboystellan

LOL

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EricaHarley

So, two men walk into a bar. One of the guys who comes over every Saturday comes to have his regular beer, and is about to order it, when the guy next to him says, "Hey, you gotta try this beer. It's fantastic, and when you're done, it can make you do amazing things." Just to prove it, the guy drank the beer, flew out the window, around the city, and came back in.

"Wow!" said the other guy, "that's awesome. I want that beer, too." So he drank it, jumped out of the window, and killed himself.

The barman looks over at the guy who flew out the window, and said, "You know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

;D

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

Two men walk into a bar. A child laughs as he walks under.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/maesterlewin

haha thats brilliant

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

three logicians walk into a bar. The waiter asks if the all want a drink. The first one says "I don't know." The second one says "I don't know." The third one says "Yes."

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Myah061

Lol

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PrincessSirenity

I don't get it.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

well then your not a logician

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/MaiaPatata
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Man wants to buy strawberries in store and he ask the salesman: Are these strawberries GMO? Salesman: No, why? Strawberries: Yes, why?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

I like it lol

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

'Merica/Texas: Q: what do you call a cow without any legs? A: Ground Beef!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EricaHarley

'Merica is Texas.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

that was funny have a lingot

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Peter_the_spider

ha!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Myah061

Ha

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/brandi844

I used to go fishing with skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass :(

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

katy perry love me but I don't have a time for dating , I'm so busy

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/brandi844

??Lol

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/brandi844

Interesting

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

i would love to do this but i am like super bad at telling jokes!! everyone's jokes on here a funny! :D

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

too much people here don't understand the jokes of other countries , this is the crazy thing in this challenge , we are different :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

okay i will try when i am done my math... :D

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

my hard per-algebra math! grr!!! ( i am home schooled)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PrincessSirenity

Me too! I was going to do honors algebra but I decided to do high school math. So hard!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Try I did am I am pretty bad

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

i saw your joke, it was awesome! :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Thanks

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

hey, i think i am following you already for some reason,,, let me check. by the way. i love your pic!!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Thanks

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

yah i am. dont know when i started following you!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

okay, well here goes... there once was 3 men waiting in the hospital for their wives to give birth. the first man had been waiting for a hour when the doctor comes out and says, congrats! your wife just had twins! the 1st man says no way! I work for the twin brother improvements! another hour later the doctor comes out and says to the 2nd man, congrats! your wife just had 3 babies! The 2nd man says no way! i work for the triple base ball company! now, the 3rd man is getting nervous and is passing up and down the hall for another hour. Finally the doctor comes out and opens hiss mouth to speak and the man says oh no! i work for the 7up company ( a soda brand) and i am out of here!!!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Jthom777

that is funny

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

thxs!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Omg ilove it

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

thxs!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/kubelnaby
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A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are three and asks about them to the clerk.

Clerk: the first one costs 10 thousand dollars

Man: what? How come so much?

Clerk: well, he can speak six languages;

Man: amazing, but it's too expensive for me. The second one?

Clerk: that costs 50 thousand dollars. He is a nasa scientist.

Man: ok, I get it, it's an amazing parrot but it's too much for me. What about the third one?

Clerk: that's 1 mln dollars.

Man: are you kidding? What on Earth is so special about it?

Clerk: to be honest, I have no frigging idea. But the other two call him "professor"!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Jthom777

very good

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Peter_the_spider

Q: what did the watermelon say to the glass of water? A: Water, you doing, today?! (I made it up myself! )

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchFireBird

Wanna hear the watermelon joke? It's pitiful.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Peter_the_spider

mine?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Jthom777

very good!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

Can I tell one?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

yes , accept the challenge first (like )

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

Is that up voting because I did that, I'm not sure of any other way to like something on here aside from actually telling someone you like something.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Sorry I am very bad at telling jokes

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

just try

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf13444

Oookkkaaayyy One day Sam wanted to cook a chicken for is date. He had never cooked before . He put the chicken in the oven and a hour later he went to check on it. He had forgotten to turn on the oven. When he opened the oven the chicken sat up and said" man if u are not going to turn on the heat let me go".

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

lol!! it's funny

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/peku1234

why did the chicken cross the park to get to the other slide?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

why?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

I still want to tell my joke but I can't figure out if liking is upvoting or something else :(

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PrincessSirenity

Same thing.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

come on send it!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

Okie dokie... These two guys stop in a place on the side of the road, they both have pets with them. One has a cat and one has a dog, they let them out of their vehicles. The dog ends up biting the cats tail off, so the owner of the cat picks up the cat and its tail and puts it in the vehicle, then the owner gets in himself. The owner of the dog asks "where are you going?" The one in car says "to Walmart" the other asks "why" then the owner of the cat turns on the engine and says " it's a retail store..." And drives off.

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

lol!!! good job! but this is kinda yuck! :D

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

A cosmonaut :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

lol. :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

nice chatting! have 2 do my math. :/

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

Same here :(

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

lol, i am doing pre-algerbra. you?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/RCCoughlin

algerbra 1

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

Well it was the only one I could think of at the moment, I've got another though that's less yuck

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

oh i was not saying it was a bad one!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

I know, it's was a little strange to me me when I first heard it, but I'll tell you the other one, it's a lot nicer... What do you call a ballerina in outer space?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

what?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

what do u call it?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

No im doing geometry, my class actually got cut short today due to a storm

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

oh nice! how do u like that?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Burnthomdi

im almost done for the year, ive got three more classes then summer :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

yay! thats nice!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

i think this may be the most popular fun discussion yet!! great job AymenMenai!!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

Thank you ChocoletLabLover

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

:) i like the way you did your hair in the pic! :)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Wokrfegdvdf

oh thanks ^^

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

:)

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

i know, that was weird to say. but it is true!

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

following u. is that okay?

1 year ago

https://www.duolingo.com/J1ng3rT41ls

do not forget to up vote y'all!!

1 year ago
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