DUOLINGO CHALLENGE !!
Tell us a joke from your country (like if you accept the challenge)
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Algeria : Crazy person, -He wanted to discover something -He brought a frog -He cut off her first leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her second leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her third leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her last leg, then said: "Jump." The frog didn't jump -WOW!!! he discovered something amazing and it is : "When you cut off the four legs of the frog,the frog will lose hearing"
So, two men walk into a bar. One of the guys who comes over every Saturday comes to have his regular beer, and is about to order it, when the guy next to him says, "Hey, you gotta try this beer. It's fantastic, and when you're done, it can make you do amazing things." Just to prove it, the guy drank the beer, flew out the window, around the city, and came back in.
"Wow!" said the other guy, "that's awesome. I want that beer, too." So he drank it, jumped out of the window, and killed himself.
The barman looks over at the guy who flew out the window, and said, "You know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
okay, well here goes... there once was 3 men waiting in the hospital for their wives to give birth. the first man had been waiting for a hour when the doctor comes out and says, congrats! your wife just had twins! the 1st man says no way! I work for the twin brother improvements! another hour later the doctor comes out and says to the 2nd man, congrats! your wife just had 3 babies! The 2nd man says no way! i work for the triple base ball company! now, the 3rd man is getting nervous and is passing up and down the hall for another hour. Finally the doctor comes out and opens hiss mouth to speak and the man says oh no! i work for the 7up company ( a soda brand) and i am out of here!!!
A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are three and asks about them to the clerk.
Clerk: the first one costs 10 thousand dollars
Man: what? How come so much?
Clerk: well, he can speak six languages;
Man: amazing, but it's too expensive for me. The second one?
Clerk: that costs 50 thousand dollars. He is a nasa scientist.
Man: ok, I get it, it's an amazing parrot but it's too much for me. What about the third one?
Clerk: that's 1 mln dollars.
Man: are you kidding? What on Earth is so special about it?
Clerk: to be honest, I have no frigging idea. But the other two call him "professor"!
Oookkkaaayyy One day Sam wanted to cook a chicken for is date. He had never cooked before . He put the chicken in the oven and a hour later he went to check on it. He had forgotten to turn on the oven. When he opened the oven the chicken sat up and said" man if u are not going to turn on the heat let me go".
Okie dokie... These two guys stop in a place on the side of the road, they both have pets with them. One has a cat and one has a dog, they let them out of their vehicles. The dog ends up biting the cats tail off, so the owner of the cat picks up the cat and its tail and puts it in the vehicle, then the owner gets in himself. The owner of the dog asks "where are you going?" The one in car says "to Walmart" the other asks "why" then the owner of the cat turns on the engine and says " it's a retail store..." And drives off.