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DUOLINGO CHALLENGE !!

Tell us a joke from your country (like if you accept the challenge)

April 25, 2017

98 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/vc120

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

lol that's hilarious

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/vc120

Thanks.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/starboystellan

awesome!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BigAwesome7

meh

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/vc120

.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/vc120

Thanks!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

Algeria : Crazy person, -He wanted to discover something -He brought a frog -He cut off her first leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her second leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her third leg, then said: "Jump." The frog jumped -He cut off her last leg, then said: "Jump." The frog didn't jump -WOW!!! he discovered something amazing and it is : "When you cut off the four legs of the frog,the frog will lose hearing"

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EricaHarley

Ahaaahahaha

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Peter_the_spider

HI!!!!!!!

May 16, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Myah061

I don't get..

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EricaHarley

Cutting off four legs of a frog will make it lose the ability to jump, however, the man's observation was that the frog had lost its hearing instead.

Funny, right?

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/starboystellan

LOL

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EricaHarley

So, two men walk into a bar. One of the guys who comes over every Saturday comes to have his regular beer, and is about to order it, when the guy next to him says, "Hey, you gotta try this beer. It's fantastic, and when you're done, it can make you do amazing things." Just to prove it, the guy drank the beer, flew out the window, around the city, and came back in.

"Wow!" said the other guy, "that's awesome. I want that beer, too." So he drank it, jumped out of the window, and killed himself.

The barman looks over at the guy who flew out the window, and said, "You know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

;D

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

Two men walk into a bar. A child laughs as he walks under.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/maesterlewin

haha thats brilliant

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

three logicians walk into a bar. The waiter asks if the all want a drink. The first one says "I don't know." The second one says "I don't know." The third one says "Yes."

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Myah061

Lol

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PrincessSirenity

I don't get it.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

well then your not a logician

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MaiaPatata

Man wants to buy strawberries in store and he ask the salesman: Are these strawberries GMO? Salesman: No, why? Strawberries: Yes, why?

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

I like it lol

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

'Merica/Texas: Q: what do you call a cow without any legs? A: Ground Beef!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/EricaHarley

'Merica is Texas.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

that was funny have a lingot

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Peter_the_spider

ha!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Myah061

Ha

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/brandi844

I used to go fishing with skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass :(

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

katy perry love me but I don't have a time for dating , I'm so busy

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/brandi844

??Lol

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/brandi844

Interesting

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

i would love to do this but i am like super bad at telling jokes!! everyone's jokes on here a funny! :D

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

too much people here don't understand the jokes of other countries , this is the crazy thing in this challenge , we are different :)

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

okay i will try when i am done my math... :D

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

my hard per-algebra math! grr!!! ( i am home schooled)

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PrincessSirenity

Me too! I was going to do honors algebra but I decided to do high school math. So hard!

April 26, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Try I did am I am pretty bad

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

i saw your joke, it was awesome! :)

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Thanks

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

hey, i think i am following you already for some reason,,, let me check. by the way. i love your pic!!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Thanks

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

yah i am. dont know when i started following you!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

okay, well here goes... there once was 3 men waiting in the hospital for their wives to give birth. the first man had been waiting for a hour when the doctor comes out and says, congrats! your wife just had twins! the 1st man says no way! I work for the twin brother improvements! another hour later the doctor comes out and says to the 2nd man, congrats! your wife just had 3 babies! The 2nd man says no way! i work for the triple base ball company! now, the 3rd man is getting nervous and is passing up and down the hall for another hour. Finally the doctor comes out and opens hiss mouth to speak and the man says oh no! i work for the 7up company ( a soda brand) and i am out of here!!!

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Jthom777

that is funny

April 27, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

thxs!

April 30, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Omg ilove it

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

thxs!

April 30, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/kubelnaby

A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There are three and asks about them to the clerk.

Clerk: the first one costs 10 thousand dollars

Man: what? How come so much?

Clerk: well, he can speak six languages;

Man: amazing, but it's too expensive for me. The second one?

Clerk: that costs 50 thousand dollars. He is a nasa scientist.

Man: ok, I get it, it's an amazing parrot but it's too much for me. What about the third one?

Clerk: that's 1 mln dollars.

Man: are you kidding? What on Earth is so special about it?

Clerk: to be honest, I have no frigging idea. But the other two call him "professor"!

April 26, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Jthom777

very good

April 27, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Peter_the_spider

Q: what did the watermelon say to the glass of water? A: Water, you doing, today?! (I made it up myself! )

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FrenchFireBird

Wanna hear the watermelon joke? It's pitiful.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Peter_the_spider

mine?

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Jthom777

very good!

April 27, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

Can I tell one?

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

yes , accept the challenge first (like )

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

Is that up voting because I did that, I'm not sure of any other way to like something on here aside from actually telling someone you like something.

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Sorry I am very bad at telling jokes

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

just try

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wolf13444

Oookkkaaayyy One day Sam wanted to cook a chicken for is date. He had never cooked before . He put the chicken in the oven and a hour later he went to check on it. He had forgotten to turn on the oven. When he opened the oven the chicken sat up and said" man if u are not going to turn on the heat let me go".

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

lol!! it's funny

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/peku1234

why did the chicken cross the park to get to the other slide?

April 25, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

why?

May 1, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

I still want to tell my joke but I can't figure out if liking is upvoting or something else :(

April 27, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PrincessSirenity

Same thing.

April 28, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

come on send it!

April 30, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

Okie dokie... These two guys stop in a place on the side of the road, they both have pets with them. One has a cat and one has a dog, they let them out of their vehicles. The dog ends up biting the cats tail off, so the owner of the cat picks up the cat and its tail and puts it in the vehicle, then the owner gets in himself. The owner of the dog asks "where are you going?" The one in car says "to Walmart" the other asks "why" then the owner of the cat turns on the engine and says " it's a retail store..." And drives off.

May 1, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

lol!!! good job! but this is kinda yuck! :D

May 1, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

A cosmonaut :)

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

lol. :)

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

nice chatting! have 2 do my math. :/

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

Same here :(

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

lol, i am doing pre-algerbra. you?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/RCCoughlin

algerbra 1

May 4, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

Well it was the only one I could think of at the moment, I've got another though that's less yuck

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

oh i was not saying it was a bad one!

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

I know, it's was a little strange to me me when I first heard it, but I'll tell you the other one, it's a lot nicer... What do you call a ballerina in outer space?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

what?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

what do u call it?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

No im doing geometry, my class actually got cut short today due to a storm

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

oh nice! how do u like that?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Burnthomdi

im almost done for the year, ive got three more classes then summer :)

May 4, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

yay! thats nice!

May 4, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

i think this may be the most popular fun discussion yet!! great job AymenMenai!!

May 1, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

Thank you ChocoletLabLover

May 2, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

:) i like the way you did your hair in the pic! :)

May 2, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Wokrfegdvdf

oh thanks ^^

May 2, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

:)

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

i know, that was weird to say. but it is true!

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

following u. is that okay?

May 3, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/J1ng3rT41ls

do not forget to up vote y'all!!

May 3, 2017
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