The power of Google Translate
Edit: an interesting related discussion:
Google Translate + Amharic = Hilarious
Here are some translations I've encountered using it:
ያልገባኝ ነገር (The thing I don't understand) -> "Math"
ጠፋህ (You disappeared[/You were inactive]) -> "Grapegatherers"
አልተኛሁም (I haven't slept) -> "Asleep"
There have been many others but I can't remember them.