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A Twitter for Duolingo's funny and outrageous sentences

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For your reading pleasure: https://twitter.com/shitduosays

The tweets provide both languages, so you can learn a questionable phrase each day! And definitely feel free to suggest good ones in the comments here or by tweeting @shitduosays :)

5 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/HavardF

A couple I remember from Italian:

You are not a man, I am a man - Tu non sei un uomo, io sono un uomo

I eat your duck - Io mangio la tua anatra

I speak with the turtle - Io parlo con la tartaruga

I have a snake in my boot - Ho un serpente nello stivale

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/marziotta
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You made my day! I won't stop laughing till late night!!!

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/superitchy

I had a great one. "The fish does not like you" - "Der Fisch magt Sie nicht"

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/SarahKaye

I got "esta bomba puede matar a muchos gentes" [this bomb can kill many people] and a lot of very revolutionary statements in Spanish.. Is Duo trying to tell me something?

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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I think you meant "esta bomba puede matar a mucha gente", "gente" is fem, and it's only used in plural when you're referring to ethnias. It's usually used in singular, it's a "sustantivo colectivo" (collective noun?), that is, a word in singular that refers to a group of something. Like "forest": a group of trees. Viva la revolución, y suerte con el español.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/cloudhorizon

Haha, that's awesome :)

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/calhouba147

The best one yet: "You are the man behind the curtain"

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/andyblanshard

Eres el rey de petroleo - You are the king of petroleum!

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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Tu manges mon canard (you eat my duck!) There were a couple of good ones with bananas and sausages, but I can't recall any of them now.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/arronhunt

Non, c'est mon canard ! These lessons are getting pretty funny.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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Il mange un papillon. He eats a butterfly. He ate a shark and a spider too, I see a hungry owl.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Anonyduck

'The wolf plays with the child'. Der Wolf spielt mit den Kind. (Dative Case practice)

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Menschenkind

dative case = mit dem Kind.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/radiowires

Haha, that is great. These sentences are ridiculous! "The strawberries are for the entrepreneurs" : http://duolingo.com/#!/comment/93934

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/claswell925
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Yo soy tortuga. I am a turtle - on Spanish lessons.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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Il mange un dauphin. - He eats a dolphin. It reminds me of dolphin-free tuna.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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Je suis une baleine. "I'm a whale" He wants me to say that ¬¬

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/carolang
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La petite chatte mange le poisson. I have nothing to say about that.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/NikolasV

A refreshing effort, but man, there's gotta be more... like chairman plays with the girl (oops), or CEO plays with the owners et cetera cetera cetera

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/katiechan8

Bahaha hilarious!

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/jpanosky

Boo... looks like the German, Italian and Portuguese teams were way more creative than the Spanish one.

4 years ago