"食べものを口に入れます。"

Translation: I will put food in my mouth.

[R0naldRaygun]

I misclicked and said "I put foot in my mouth".

Oops.

[MacKinzieRob]

A Lingot for teaching me 'misclicked"

[waddledoofus]

Me too. Haha

[philallthethings]

それから何回も（なんかいも）噛む（かむ）。そのあと飲み込む（のみこむ）And then I chew however many times. After that, I swallow.

[kittycat2223]

I mean what else would you do with it?

[Shinobusagi]

Have food fights (wasteful, but it happens), make art (some people seriously do), give it to hungrier people (always an option), throw it away (e.g. when it's gone bad), ... wear it like Gaga?

[Paul678008]

It's a suppository.

[margaret711539]

Why not into my mouth?

[V2Blast]

Should be fine as well.

[cvictoria42]

"Hello, fellow humans"

[AnthonyHa11]

Possibly the best orifice to put food in.

[Shinobusagi]

Unless Cartman was right.

[SanDigital]

Good to see that I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this! I have that image of Martha Stewart "eating" the turkey stuck in my head now...

[darthoctopus]

食べ物を口に入れます

[ominous.nuggets]

時々食べられな物も口に入れる事情がありますよね... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Yannick454414]

Is kuchi really pronounced like this, with almost no vowel after k? k'chi? I ask becaude 入口 (いりぐち) does seem to have a pronounced vowel after the g.

[Howard]

Yes.
"Some Japanese vowels (mainly i. u) often devoiced when they are between voiceless consonants. "
http://japanese-correction.com/jcc-learningtips-listeningandspeaking_01whisperedvowels.html
People learning martial arts often have trouble pronouncing "突き" saying "つうき" instead to "つき."
"The second syllable is accented, with Japanese's unvoiced vowels making it pronounced almost like "ski" (but preceded by a "t" sound)."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuki

[Illjay]

I'm a rebel that way.

[WisconsinH]

It puts the food in its mouth or what it gets the SunnyD again

[frnchtoastkitty]

Ya don't say?

[dandelionmagic]

makes me think of: "I will take this potato chip, and eat it!" XD

[EdmondKarl]

Japanese people realky say this?

[moneyg1]

no one has ever said this in english. no one

[Pikachu025]

Never underestimate the internet... NEVER.
Two examples: lol, an entire video of someone silently eating dinner and this blog name haha

xD

[RWang2017]

Is 口に食べものを入れます correct too?

[PrezydentW]

That's a weird way to say "I eat"

[skiheid]

Such an horrible sentence. Does Japanese people really say it like this?

[Beebee201909]

its for memorization, fill it in with your own words

[regularfanb0y]

I remembered the monogatari toothbrush scene. Weird.

[KanKanMikan]

食べる？nah we don't say that in here, we say 食べものを口に入れます！！！