"A bed is food."
It should be '침대는 음식이 안입니다' Otherwise it would translate to 'No! A bed not it is food'
here is a picture which will amuse you; http://secondstreet.ru/blog/spalnya/postelnoe-bele-shokoladka.html
public service announcement; dont eat beds. theyre very high is saturated fats.
I beg to differ, beds are amongst the most diet things you'll ever come accross. Eat your beds, kiddos.
Unless this is dirtier than it sounds I'm not really craving a bed
SO: why are you eating the bed? Me: Duolingo said it was food and I'm hungry
This sentence makes no sense. It soumds like something Taehyung would say after a couple of drinks.