this sentence might be a bit misleading for natives trying out the course... :D
The course makers must have been hitting themselves laughing...
As a learner I even shook my head.
Question: it's the animate inflection that saves this sentence from being 'indescent', right?
No. You can interpret it any way you want. But because it uses standard Czech "tvého" and not colloquial "tvýho" I wouldn't necessary search for anything colloquial.
You guys were clearly having way too much fun with this :D