"Is this food?"
Huh. And here I thought marriage was about mutual respect, love, and life partnership leading to intensive practice of human relations growth in things such as patience, humility, sincerity, and unselfishness. (This training intensifies further after kids.) Also, of course, passing along genes and values to the next generation, assisting in their growth in order to create a better next generation.
Who knew marriage was just about not having to prepare your own meals? I've been enlightened. Guess my spouse is just there to serve me like any other kitchen appliance. I'm single right now, but I'd better make sure my future spouse can cook or I'll be missing the whole point!