Two elephants and a rhinoceros met an apple at the bar. "Goedenavond sap" they said. Apple wasn't too happy with that, he thought they were threatening him. The mere sight of the tusks and horns made him shout "Ik ben geen appel ik ben een banaan!" before he even realised he had opened his mouth. The rhino and the elephant looked at eachother and slowly backed away... scared of this weird shouting apple. At the other end of the bar was another customer. "Hey beer hoe is het bier?" They asked. "They don't have any mede!!" He loudly exclaimed and then started sobbing. "Wat zei hij?" "Ze hebben geen mede". "Ah ok, ik hoop dat ze wel appeltaart hebben" Rhino said. Suddenly the apple started screaming and ran out.