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Some puns...

Hello.
I would like to share some puns I read a few minutes ago. They made me laugh and I also learnt new vocabulary with them. Hope you too, have a great time and may learn something new as well.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Source: Punoftheday.com

October 27, 2017

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