Sorry, I can't I'm too gay for that (I know that this might be 0% the meaning of the sentences)
나는 여기 이런 댓글을 찾기 위해 왔는데 ㅋㅋㅋ 고마워요
What is "going straight" (as in becoming honest, leaving behind a criminal past) in Korean?
It literally means 'go straight' as in don't take any turns and just go straight. Stop thinking too much :p