That is totally unnatural in English. You appear AT the table not ON the table.
The pronunciation of apari is different
it's apare, not apari
Shouldn't it be 'at the table'?
Hm... I guess since masă = table/meal the real meaning is something like "you appear for eating".
Apari sounds sth like apași
people do stand on tables from time to time, or sit on them for that matter