well, this was a short marriage
*Thankfully, not everyone is married for their domestic skills.
Thankfully, some people got the joke behind this comment.
(Assuming it was a joke; maybe you were right and I was too optimistic)
Lol. It is funny. All I can say is sometimes reality and humor go hand in hand. :)
May this be allowed: You did not know that I cannot cook?
Didn't know and don't know--couldn't be interchanged?