Mostly I am enjoying the puns in the Klingon vocabulary, but "arm-war" is a real groaner. ;)
Try 'awje' root beer or vIlle' minion.
Where does vIlle' come from?
I think roSghaH DNA is a groaner.
Pronounce the Klingon then the English together smoothly: vIlle' minion. Maybe give it a bit of a French flair at the end.