"Yo no vine aquí para morir."

is on the top of a roller coaster at an amusement park

Nope. I came here yesterdie.

A great phrase to learn for a vacation!!

Hypothetical last words of the six-fingered man (if he'd been a Spanish speaker)

Lol

That got dark

It made my day

si pero yo hice... a morir aqui en el sur de españa. ya que yo no quise morir en nublado, frio y mojado Reino Unido

that was unnecessarily dark haha.

Well maybe I did, what makes you so sure?

Yo no vine aqui para morir, I CAME HERE TO PARLAAAAAAAY!!!

Wow just wow

Does anyone else find that morir sounds like moreesh?