What are intersante things you say in Espanol to confuse people?
I say "las torugas bebes vino" when im upset and i dont tell anyone what it means. lol
I don't really say things in Spanish to confuse people much, usually just to practice my Spanish. But I think this one would be funny:
Mi amigo es tan lento como una tortuga.
Conozco que yo amo mi perro. Él es mi marido.